chuck-norris… men liemannen har fortfarande inte vågat konfrontera honom 😀

Nä jag tänkte faktist fira Chuck Norris 72:a födelsedag med en top 10 lista på riktigt bra Chuck Norris skämt:

  • Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number, You answer the wrong phone
  • Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
  • Once a cop pulled over Chuck Norris. Chuck let him off with a warning.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity… Twice!
  • How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?  All of them
  • Chuck Norris can answer a missed call
  • Chuck Norris can sing a duet with himself
  • When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy
  • Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
  • Chuck Norris once got bitten by a rattle snake, after three days of agony and pain the rattle snake died.